By A. Lee Martinez
Teri and Phil had by no means wanted their very own own god. but if Phil is handed up for a promoting - back - it's time to take concerns into their very own fingers. And glance online.
Choosing a god isn't so simple as you'll imagine. There are too many selections; they usually usually have very hefty costs for his or her everlasting devotion: blood, cash, sacrifices, and vows of chastity. yet then they locate Luka, raccoon god of prosperity. All he wishes is a small lower in their strong fortune.
Oh - and to crash on their sofa for a number of days.
DIVINE MISFORTUNE is a narrative of gods and mortals - in worship, in love, and at events.
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That sound,” I said. “You get used to it,” Tootie said, “but the thing can’t. ” I looked at the wall. There was no alleyway. It was just a wall plastered in paint designs and spots of blood. ” I said. “I fall asleep,” Tootie said. ” For a moment I didn’t know anything to say. I finally got off the floor and sat on the bed. I felt my cheek where the tentacle hit me. It throbbed and I could feel blisters. I also had a knot on my head where I had fallen. “Almost got you,” Tootie said. “I think you can leave and it won’t come after you.